http://www.karenbarley.co.uk For full credits and information. Behind the scenes video blog coming soon!16th July
The characters and events in this story are entirely fictional and are not intended to represent any actual person, group or faction.16th July
I'm at Croham Hurst (Upper Selsdon Road, Croham Manor Road, Croydon) http://4sq.com/ny5cLP16th July
Its okj, I’m filming oit all. I found him! ill record....for proof..for the proof. if he doesnt say the words you see. then i'll know.16th July
Its ok peeople I hahve it all on video. Ill show it all to the police when I get out. It’s ok.16th July
It’sa ok I’ll look for Darren. I’ll look for my boyfriend, cos he’s aronnd here somewhere.16th July
I dnt know how I got here. I was at the track. I walked throgugh the archway... the throbing pulsating noise....now I’m here.16th July
Hello? WHERE’S MY BOYFRIEND Can anbyone see this? I can’t use my phoen I mean no one is answering; why aren’;t they answeinhg16th July
8 HOURS LATER
FOR THE FOLLOWERS ... SHE IS THROUGH, ONE MORE ACT AND THE REALITY SHALL BE YOURS http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNSQG5_d23I16th July
The sound is getting louder got to keep recordingsd. jsut in case, to keep rcdorfing for you all.16th July
I’ll just keep tweeting to calm me down so I don’t freak out again. Someone must be gerting this.. Just in case I’ll keep doing ti. Shadows.15th July
I’ve been round and round the god damn place. I can’t find that track. Keep hearing twigs snapping. and that weird cosmic sound.15th July
Parallel universe! How the hell has he called me? Do phone signals and all those electronic waves work in parallel universes?! Yesterday?15th July
He phoned! I recorded it on my app anyone gettng these tweets I hope your'e there http://audioboo.fm/boos/413826-phone-call-plsase-help-em15th July
Edited it! He's a techno nerd! Tahts all it was followers! he’s messing with me again! That’s all it was15th July
I’m not stupid followers! I worked it out. Taht video in the lonuge with that other Darren...He just edited it somehow, while I was slsepp!15th July
FUCK DARREN! I KNOW WHAT HE DID, I KNOW WHAT HE’S DOING! Oh I’ve been tghinking abt it while stuck in this hellhole While I sit in the dark!15th July
I’;ll sit down; taht’s what I’ll do. That’s what I did when I was 10. They found me then. Just stay here and they’ll find me.15th July
Panic attack. I thought I was gonna die. Couldn’t breeath. Heart pounding. Anyone there?15th July
I can’t get out. LOL The road is so close and I anct get out. Phone says I’m still here though, thank god for that ROFLMAO.15th July
PLs tweet to me! I’m not seeing anyones tweets. I’m on Croham Hurst. I’m going to keep tweeting just in case someone is getting these.15th July
You saw those videos right>? WHY IS HE DOING THIS! Why cant anyine hear me when I phone them up??? why is noone talking on the phone to me?!15th July
Someone please help! Someone is here with me! I’m in Croham Hurst. I’ve been attacked! I was knowcked out. My boyrfiend is here...15th July
Don’t have a panic attck Karen. My heart is beating so fast. I need to find that archway. It was near the ropes, where I heard the laughing.15th July
Someone tweet to me. I just need to feel I’m not alone. It’s dark. I’ve been calling out for Darren. Nothing....I can’t hear any cars.15th July
I'm at Croham Hurst (Upper Selsdon Road, Croham Manor Road, Croydon) http://4sq.com/ojTO3315th July
They don’t believe me! ROFL! They just hung up! He needs me! I need to find him. Going to the Hurst.15th July
PLEASE SOMEONE TELL ME YOU SAW THAT VIDEO! I know what I saw. I can’t stop watching it. I Saw it...did you all see it? Calling the police!15th July
I can’t stop watching it. Found it on his phone... managed to upload. can’t stop watching it. Can’t stop watching.15th July
I can't stop watching it. Found it on his phone.. managed to upload. Can't stop watching. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EsbIJf1eoE15th July
That’s weird... just found his phone under the covers of the bed.On silent mode. No wonder he wasn’t answering!15th July
Why was he looking at that! & these: http://ow.ly/5Febe Are these the legends he was reading abt? http://ow.ly/5Feeb Does he believe this?15th July
I found the websites! The ones he tried to stop me from seeing, he must've looked at them again http://druidcult.wordpress.com/15th July
Darren just said everything’s fine & he’ll sort it out. Friend said he looked fine, was happy, then went off to work. Calling his work now!15th July
He was talking to his friend explaining what was going on. His friend said he told him about how I was upset that he might be playing games.15th July
I just rang Darren’s friend to apologise for my behaviour. Gues wht? GUesds blooody what? Darren was there this mornign!15th July
OH yeah! My boyfriends missing by the way. Just in case you just started follwing, my B/F has gone mental.15th July
Come on brain, do something...just DO SOMETHING! You know when you just feel too overwhelmed? You go numb. Can’t think.15th July
LOL. Stood in the shower for 20 mins doing nothing. And I bloody forgot to shave my other leg. LOL!15th July
My mind is so cloudy... that noise is still in my ears. ... throb. Thrb throb. Throbity trhob throb throb.15th July
Guess I should stop staring at the TV and get dressed. Can’t even remember what I was watching. Why won’t he answer?15th July
HAHAHAHA. Just listened back to that. I said yes like a fucking robot. ROFLMAO. Like a robot!!15th July
I mean I can’t keep going there! I just can’t. He got strange, the way he was talking. I recorded some of it on my phone app.15th July
WHAT IS GOING ON!! I rang my boss to ask for day off. I told him about Darren. I tried to ask that I be taken off the Hurst project.15th July
I tried to stay awake but I was so tired. I woke up..And he was gone. Damn forgot to call my Boss! So much for that promotion. hehe.15th July
Darren's gone again. This is what he recorded on my phone last night at 2am. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oGMa4rGvNQ15th July
I wish my parents were still alive; I miss them so much. Damn, I got mascara on my cushions. Night x14th July
I KNOW! I know it ok? Even he wouldn’t go this far. I can see he’s ill... I just thought... I don’t know what to think!14th July
Darren was home when I got in! How?? He was in bed, shivering, in his shorts, dirt & scratches on his face and arms.14th July
Was just recording... just in case. Thought I saw Darren! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OUQ1OZDVAM14th July
Why am I here?! I must’ve lost concentration when I was tweeting and made a wrong turn. LOL14th July
I'm at Croham Hurst (Upper Selsdon Road, Croham Manor Road, Croydon) http://4sq.com/redBB914th July
He was so sorry and has been seeking forgiveness ever since. I never really gave it to him. :(14th July
I had a panic attack. And lost it big time. Darren and his friends realised what they’d done. I needed an ambulance.14th July
People were running past me in the dark; touching me, whispering. I felt like I did in the forest when I was 10 and lost.14th July
So anyway, I told him not to be a dick. But he didn’t answer. Then it started. I couldn’t breathe; my heart started pounding.14th July
I heard footsteps, I heard him running. And I heard other people. We weren’t alone. Hold on...have to get off the bus here.14th July
Sorry about that. So it was pitch black in this tunnel. We couldn’t see the end. He was holding my hand and then... he just let go.14th July
It was so dark, so cold, so long. He promised he wouldn’t leave me. He carried the only torch we had... it conveniently ran out.14th July
He “found out” about a disused railway tunnel. He said it was haunted. He insisted we should walk through it... all 2 miles of it.14th July
You know what? I don’t believe him and let me tell you why. When I first went out with Darren we went to Wales on a camping trip...14th July
Oh I get it don’t you worry! Just had a big argument with Darren’s friend. He tried to tell me he had nothing to do with that video.14th July
WTF? Where did this video come from?! Just went to show his friend the video of Darren sleepwalking ... & then.... what the hell?14th July
His mate reckons he would never do it again... try to scare me. I don’t think he bloody backed out! What if he didn’t back out?14th July
But as soon as he knew about my Metal Detecting thing, that's he started reading all those books & learning about Croham Hurst!14th July
He tried to say he backed out the second he thought about it ...because of how I reacted to the last one. It was just a fleeting thought.14th July
His friend just told me that Darren was made a small remark about planning another one of his famous practical jokes.14th July
GOD DAMN HIM! I can’t believe this. I just spoke to Darren’s friend. I THINK HE WAS PLANNING THIS! God I’m so angry.14th July
Darren's still gone... in his shorts and socks. I think I know where he’s gone... I don’t want to go there alone.14th July
His sister is in Chile, apparently giving blowies for dope. His father is a drunk who likes using his belt on kids.14th July
Called Darren’s father. He’s a real C***. Darren’s family are like Jerry Springer material. His mother ran off with some bloke.14th July
I’m ok guys thanks for the msg’s. He just pushed me back against the wall, I’m fine. Can barely see what I’m typing through my tears :(14th July
Darren’s gone again. I got this recording before he ran out! PLEASE WATCH! He assaulted me! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuAY-yvXagg14th July
Darren is dead to the world... thank God. I'm going to bed too. So tired. Night all thnks again for your support.13th July
I was about to call the police but he came back home 10 mins ago... Drunk. He said he went to go to Croham Hurst but bottled out.13th July
Thanks for your msgs peeps. I’ve been so stressed. Just spent the last few hrs looking for Darren. Calling his friends, his job, his family.13th July
Just got home... Darren’s gone.13th July
How the hell can finding illegal metal detectors lead to understanding things? Whatever dude.13th July
I said I don’t understand what he means. And he just smiled and said; “a new way of understanding”.13th July
Then just as I was about to walk out he grabbed my arm & said “We need this” . He went on about how it opens a new way for a higher order.13th July
I felt like screaming at him! My B/F is ill & he only cares about his stupid project! At least he let me go home but what a selfish prick.13th July
He asked me what’s wrong and when I told him he’s ill he just said: “You will still be going to Croham Hurst to finish the project”?13th July
OK waited long enough to make it seem like I tried to get all my work done. Going to ask the Boss if I can go home early... family crisis.13th July
...that he was up to playing games again. But then the call got weird. Recorded off my phone, pls listen! http://bit.ly/qff4qx13th July
He wants me to trust him because of what he did last time. So stopped me from looking at that website because he thought I would think...13th July
At work. Darren just called me. He was trying to apologise. He kept going on about how he didn’t want to scare me.13th July
But he just pushed me back and went back to the bedroom. I’ve just gone for a walk cos I can’t bare to be around him.12th July
Manhandled me! Then deleted the page on the computer. I’m so angry at this point I’m yanking him off and slapping him :(12th July
So I asked him what he was looking at and he said it’s his own business. But get this! He then pulled me off the chair!12th July
I brought up a site about some religious sect and was about to look at it But Darren snuck up behind me and slammed the laptop lid down.12th July
Fed Darren and sent him to bed for rest. Does anyone know how to find out what someone’s been looking at on the internet?12th July
Was going to give Darren a surprise but... what should I do?? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dI1hr9hE2hM12th July
Which is a shame cos I was thinking of backing out this weekend, being my birthday and all. But I guess he’d know.12th July
I swear to god that’s what he said! I asked what he meant and he just handed the phone camera back.12th July
But the freakiest thing is, the look he gave me. Fucking Freakoid! I asked if he was ok and he just said, “Things are different now”.12th July
I showed him the recording of the maggots and more knucklebones. And of Darren going up that path.12th July
I said I only have stupid bits where my Boyfriend is trying to play tricks. He was really interested and asked to see it so....12th July
Something weird just happened. Bossman wanted to know if I had any more recordings to archive.12th July
This is what he did last night while I was asleep: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6K5MQSgk3M12th July
Oh my God; Darren was sleepwalking again last night! Did you guys see that video he posted from my phone?! This is freaking me out a bit now12th July
Morning. Darren is still ill so I’m the one bringing home the bacon! Poor thing is still in bed. Wish I could stay home & look after him.12th July
Well what an interesting evening... not. B/f just gone to bed, grunting something. Guess I’ll head off too.. good night my lovely followers.11th July
I came home and Darren was already in... he was sent home for the day. He’s not a well bunny. :(11th July
Fact is I’m working harder than her to prove myself so moomoo girl can go eat some grass. :P11th July
I’ve been stuck in this dead end assistants job for ages now. I think I deserve to finally get somewhere in this place!11th July
The whole office just stopped & stared... sooo embarrassing. And guess what? I just laughed and mooed in her face!11th July
Moo moo girl at work just came up to me and said, “By the way, don’t think you’re getting that promotion”...11th July
Showed Darren the video of him sleepwalking, he just mumbled that it was weird. Wish he would stop acting so immature. OK ..firstly what the hell was my b/f doing last night? Sleepwalking? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXs-sQ2pctE11th July
Good night my lovely peeps. Thanks for keeping me company. Hope my boyfriend snaps out of his weird behaviour.10th July
Darren just came back and went straight to bed without talking to me :( I feel really quite alone right now... glad I have you guys. X10th July
..starting seeing themselves. have no idea what that means. Obviously, as the word implies, it’s a LEGEND and Darren’s using it to scare me.10th July
There’s an ancient legend from 400AD! Where other settlements nearby thought the place was cursed when people who went in...10th July
Wow. There really was a settlement that vanished at Croham Hurst. Bronze age and iron age (?) settlements used Croham Hurst.10th July
And he was just standing there as you saw so he didn't go forward. Nice try Darren. Throb. Darren says he went up the track & I disappeared. But we all know he is just trying to scare me. I was right behind him...10th July
Home now. Sorry about that video guys. Darren’s in a strop now. He’s refusing to watch the video. Of course.10th July
Don't laugh, but I think we're lost... yeah I know http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAWldbDcCM0 :-/10th July
Fuck him. Let’s see how he likes it. Going back to the lookout. If he’s not there I’m going home.10th July
Yup. Knew it. He’s done it again. Prick. I’m so angry right now! I’m just glad I have my followers. I’m standing by myself...10th July
OK just played that back...did you guys hear that sound? There was no interference when I recorded it either.10th July
Well despite the fact we’re only half a mile from civilisation & we can hear cars & airplanes..This is actually quite peaceful. Off for walk10th July
I'm at Croham Hurst (Upper Selsdon Road, Croham Manor Road, Croydon) http://4sq.com/o2qonO10th July
Morning all. It’s a good day to venture into the woods with my lovely B/F. Metal Detector Nerds....Today I will find you.10th July
Le sigh. I don’t know how Darren puts up with me... yelling at him all the time. Never trusting him ... :(09th July
Here's why... thanks Darren :-? Telling ghost stories. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xM4J9pjG78I09th July
Oh my god I am shitting myself. Not literally cos that would be really messy. Especially in a tent.09th July
Darren swears on his dogs grave that he did not put the knucklebones there. Hmmm... he did love that dog.09th July
I tell you if you want to test your courage, stay in a forest by yourself in the dark. That’s when I had my first panic attack. Had to fend for myself over night, in the dark. I was 10. I’d never heard so many unsettling sounds before!09th July
But I got lost on a camping trip for 24 hours. Well I was accidentally left behind. The school got into huge trouble.09th July
I mean you don’t mess with someone who’s been traumatised in childhood. Lol... that sounded wrong.09th July
Thank god we’re home. OK just for the record, he’s done something like this before. You know, try and scare me. He goes all out too...09th July
Just had a big argument with my boyfriend. :( Going home early now. Can’t be bothered with this. Taking the bones with me.09th July
By myself now as my so called Boyfriend has run off “looking” for the person. I’m getting the feeling he’s doing it again :(09th July
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Darren is starting to get on my nerves. He tried to tell me he saw someone in the woods.
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How sad am I that I need to tweet while outdoors experiencing the beauty of nature?
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Back on the Hurst! I swear by the time I’m done with this project..I will be Croydon’s leading expert on Croham Hurst lol.
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I'm at Croham Hurst (Upper Selsdon Road, Croham Manor Road, Croydon) http://4sq.com/oMSYMT
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Ugh. I can’t be bothered... MDN’s you suck! Pls come & do something illegal so I can get a promotion & leave. They’re not even around here.
I do have a reason...Two in fact. Let’s just say; school camping trip gone wrong. And Darren knew that when he did what he did.08th July
It’s not really the camping bit, it’s the notion that I might be left alone in the dark. Yeah yeah laugh it up.08th July
I have allowed my boyfriend to play xbox games to make him happy. ;) http://yfrog.com/kij42dj08th July
lol! Aww that did cheer me up! Thanks x RT @imski: @KarenBarley Maybe this will cheer you up http://bit.ly/p2U3eX08th July
Well he could've consulted me... he's intent on making me stay in a forest even though he knows what happened when I was a kid.08th July
Oh well. I’ve never really liked her that much. I don’t have that many friends in this place. No one I’d call a real friend.08th July
Um because I live close to the place maybe? Sheesh. She must’ve found out about the promotion that’s on offer.08th July
Moo alert. Jealous girl just started whining again.“Why does she get given the Hurst project, she’s not been here as long as me... moooo”08th July
Photocopier girl. That’s me. I went to University so I could photocopy things for everyone. >:(08th July
Morning. I have an announcement...We are bug free! Thank god cos we were on our last roll. :P08th July
Just told Darren about the two coincidences I had today. He promptly went to the loo... still in there. Don’t know why I told you that. :-|07th July
On the plus side... he offered me double time and a possible promotion and payrise if I do well!07th July
16th July... that’s my birthday! More synchronicity. I didn’t have the guts to ask tell him about it.07th July
OK WTF?. I was about to ask my boss if I could have my birthday off from the Metal Detector thing and I heard this: http://bit.ly/nKA2mG07th July
Feeling better. Some strange 24 hour bug. Darren is worse for wear. http://yfrog.com/kllnabj07th July
He said he felt a bit ill too when we came out of the woods....Weird. xx06th July LOL! What a weird thing to say... I'm not here? ;P http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Bb4BwSONPA06th July
My poor fella. We've both been ill. http://yfrog.com/h0md0dvj06th July
B/F called. He’s on his way home. He’s been throwing up at work. Great time to catch a bug. I hope it wasn’t from those bones. Gross.06th July
Wow, there’s a major traffic jam and he was concerned I wasn’t coming in. That’s synchronicity! Love it when things like that happen.06th July
How bizarre. Bossman just rang right before I was going to, asking if I was coming in today.06th July
I’ve had a bit of a headache since our walk around Croham Hurst on Saturday. Can still hear that noise in my ears... like a dull low pulse.06th July
Just had a spat with B/F. He keeps going on about the massacre. Right when I’m trying to sleep! Why is he always trying to scare me? :(
Darren tries to find the weird in everything. I mean Bossman is a dick but he does have a point. I think they're animal bones.05th July
Good evening lovely followers .About the pig knuckles... Darren is still convinced they're human.05th July
It was these bones in case you missed it...found them last saturday. http://yfrog.com/gz51oaoj05th July
Well he seemed pretty blase about the only interesting photo I managed to take at Croham Hurst. :-/05th July
http://audioboo.fm/boos/404727-sneaky-recording-on-my-phone Managed to get this sneaky recording on my phone :-/05th July
Eat ya heart out girls! ;) http://yfrog.com/h0cvngfej http://yfrog.com/h042660889j sweet dreams throb throb04th July
He said he didn’t care about sundays but “Make sure you do the next two saturdays”. ... He’s so weird.04th July
Said he would pay me time and a half... ok then! Lol ok I DID bring up the fact that MDN’s are probably around Sundays too. :-/04th July
Just got a phone call from my Boss! He heard about me handing over the project. He kept saying: “I need it to be you”.??!04th July
She can hang out with the metal detectors! That means I won’t have to do it on my birthday coming up: July 16th! Yay.04th July
I said “go screw yourself” and if she wants the Croham Hurst job she can have it! She said fine. I said fine. So there we have it...04th July
OK there’s this girl at work, well a bunch of them, that seem to be really jealous of me. She just walked past me and said: “asslicker”!04th July
Prick. Bossman didn’t give a damn about my photos and logs I made of the woods. What the hell does he want from me sheesh.04th July
Night all... can't wait to show my Boss some of the photos I got of the Croham Hurst yesterday. Hopefully I'm on the rise in my job now :) x03rd July
Peeps telling me I should make up with Darren... He's made up with me by making me a late night sandwich. We live off sandwiches. :)03rd July
Last time he spent huge amounts of time with his mate they planned something rather horrible for me . As a joke of course but still...03rd July
Darren: “I lost track of time”. Me: “Enjoy the sofa”. Maybe I'm being harsh but he wouldn't answer his phone and it was a nice meal.03rd July
Unbelievable Darren just got home. He said he was catching up with his friend. That was some big catch up!03rd July
Been getting loads more insects round here lately ! Grasshopper on my window. http://yfrog.com/h4y53noqj It's like they want to bug me.03rd July
So glad I don’t have to go into the woods on both days of the weekend. This project I’ve been asked to do is such a farce.03rd July
Ugh... headache. What is with this thing in my head. And last night Darren had a nose bleed. He never gets nosebleeds.03rd July
Damned if I’m going to suggest that to the boss though. I’m not going into those woods at night!02nd July
We should be looking for illegal metal detecting on both sat AND sun...And we should really be looking for them at night.02nd July
B/F is disappointed he didn’t find what he was looking for...Some “secret” track... geek. :P02nd July
So far I’ve made records of pebbles, twigs, grass, types of trees. There was really nothing here for the settlements to live on.02nd July
Although I kept thinking I could hear something else. You know when you can’t tell if it’s just in your head or not?02nd July
OK we did pop out at the lookout again. Lol. Don’t know why I’m worried...I can hear the road close by in any direction. ;P02nd July
So far so good... No MDN’s. Just normal people walking around....Metal Detector Nerds. That is their official name.02nd July
Darren would like to add that it is a woods. We are in the woods. YES ALRIGHT! Darren, Karen ...get it out of your system ;)02nd July
I have a signal in the middle of the forest. That’s probably because this isn’t a very big forest.02nd July
Lol Well I guess that’s why I was chosen for this project cos I live nearby... unfortunately. Anyway photos & stuff to come!02nd July
Afternoon all followers. Quite excited! To the point of being a bit wet. We’re heading on the huge rambling/spying trip for my job. MDN etc02nd July
Good night my lovely followers. Tomorrow is our first day in the forest! Going to bed early. xx01st July
... looking for men looking for coins. I’m just glad my b/f is allowed to come with me tomorrow, or I’ll be bored out of my mind.01st July
Just been down to buy some notepads and stuff. Company expense! I should get doubletime to walk aimlessly around a small patch of land...01st July
RT @Paul_BerryUK: @KarenBarley I think you will find that is Bill Wyman. Be careful using term 'MDN', they have been known to use shock tactics when provoked01st July
B/F would like me to tweet that a member of The Rolling Stones is an MDN. I would like to point out that he doesn’t know which one.01st July
And all the while walk about looking for MDN’s. Metal Detector Nerds :-P Sorry Enthusiasts.01st July
Look for my own signs of history... flints, coins etc. Study the geography; not sure why as I’m guessing this has been done. ..01st July
It’s an ancient area from stone age to iron age & definately Bronze Age ;P I have to mark out the settlement spot that the Bronze age lived01st July
For my Croham Hurst project that is. The one where I have to spend my next 3 saturdays looking for illegal metal detecting.01st July
Morning. So Bossman who I have decided shall be called... Bossman, has given me a list of things to make notes on.01st July
Boyfriend reading as usual. A book about Croydon legends apparently... for anyone interested... didn’t think so ;) http://yfrog.com/h8m7mdyj30th June
He said I can send through any recordings or photos straight to his number & call if I find an MDN. Well at least it’s a good phone.30th June
I have to say, if I do meet an honest MDN like you sir, it will be a pleasure. But we’re looking for the bad ones.30th June
RT @MDetectorNut: @KarenBarley No we are nerds...but we are a much more interesting breed of nerds.30th June
RT @KarenBarley: @MDetectorNut I apologise. I guess that's the image people have.... It's wrong.30th June
LOL. Had an interesting debate with an MDN today. Metal Detector Nerd...oh um...enthusiast ;P30th June
I don't know why he thinks there is illegal metal detecting in Croydon. I tried to say we won't find anything... but he insisted I do it.30th June
Right. My boyfriend is telling me I'm addicted to Twitter... well he said I'm adic. Anyway, debriefing from Bossman today just after lunch30th June
Today being in a few hours time! Cos it's midnight & I can't sleep. I still have that throbbing in my head.... no jokes pls. Night all!30th June
I have a meeting today about the Metal detector project. I’m going to find out exactly what I’m supposed to do. A little debriefing .30th June
Croham Hurst is not scary by the way... that's just B/F being knobby... knobby.. isn't that a cartoon character?29th June
I must be the only one not watching The Apprentice. Too tired... have felt a bit under the weather.29th June
Cool! I've figured out how to post videos from my phone :) Well my B/F has. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8WGWUqUngc29th June
My boss is weird. At least I can bring my B/ F along :) He's tough... ahem. http://yfrog.com/klszdfsj29th June
I’m not going to tell him that 1. It’s nighthawkers we want. Hence; should be at night and 2. It should probably be ALL weekend. Yup.29th June
“You won’t move from being an assistant unless you do the shitty jobs first”. Anyway... I’m not a fan of woods and forests. Bad experience once. Damn got to go!...Toilet lol29th June
But my Boss is insisting on starting up a scheme to support English Heritage. I.E. Go out to the forest Karen and look for strange activity.29th June
Lol! OK I am sorry... metal detecting is a very interesting thing to do. But really, it’s not even a big problem in my area.29th June
Uggh. I don’t really want to spend my time stalking metal detector nerds in a forest......On my weekends!29th June
Special meeting with Bossman today... maybe finally I’ll be getting a promotion. Or maybe he’ll tell me he’s switched coffee brands.29th June
Well... I am knackered and sorely upset about Kitten & Boss episodes today. What's more B/F now has a headache & has gone to bed. Night then28th June
Just thought I'd share this.... B/F slowly turning into a fish. So now it's Mr Endowed Fishman. http://yfrog.com/kfrrbpvj28th June
Cats normally like me :(28th June
I love him...he loves me. We are made for each other. Hope he' s around! He’s such a sweet cat.28th June
Oh just have to share this pic of my friends nextdoor neighbours kitten. http://yfrog.com/h26slkkj28th June
Just telling you that because I’m house sitting but her house gives me the creeps. So I just go over to water the plants.28th June
I’m going to water my friends plant. That’s not a euphemism.28th June
KarenBarley Karen Barley
Yay work is over. Hate being around those girls in the office. Does anyone else find it hard to make friends in this day and age?
KarenBarley Karen Barley
Believe me I did ask why does he wants to know but I felt a bit woozy when he touched me.
KarenBarley Karen Barley
Asked me about my birthday, where I live and then he touched my hand and asked if I have a boyfriend!
KarenBarley Karen Barley
Weird. Boss just pulled me aside with a grin on his face & said he wanted to confirm my details.
KarenBarley Karen Barley
Moo Girl. She doesn’t like me much. I’ve only been here 6 months. She’s been working as a museum curators assistant way longer than me.
KarenBarley Karen Barley
So don’t know if anyone is actually interested in what I have to say but Mooooo.
KarenBarley Karen Barley
My boyfriend wants me to call him Mr. Endowed. Yeah right.
KarenBarley Karen Barley
My lovely man. Love him to pieces. Ok you can throw up now. http://yfrog.com/kjx3lej
KarenBarley Karen Barley
This twitter thing is weird. Um yeah so what am I doing? I’m eating porridge. Exciting. Lol
KarenBarley Karen Barley
I'm awake... worst insomnia ever. B/F still asleep & i'm in kitchen tweeting. Had a dream that I was lost in my own flat.
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KarenBarley Karen Barley
Doh that last tweet! That was my boyfriend!! Never leaving phone near him while I pee again.... and no I wasn't actually peeing near him ;)
KarenBarley Karen Barley
Told him about Old men staring at me and talking quietly at Stonehenge. He just said I’m being paranoid.
KarenBarley Karen Barley
Ho hum. That’s it. That was my exciting trip to Stonehenge. We have to go back now. Did nothing at all except be stared at by old men.
KarenBarley Karen Barley
Old man Freak alert... Bossman & some older guys from English Heritage are staring at me. I feel like they’re talking about me...
KarenBarley Karen Barley
Bored. Apart from getting Bossman a sandwich, I have not been told what the hell I’m supposed to be doing here. Maybe I should dance #random
KarenBarley Karen Barley
Warning cliche Old rock shots coming... From afar.... http://yfrog.com/h2ji6kvj
KarenBarley Karen Barley
My boss is having a meeting with some English Heritage peeps. Have no idea what I’m supposed to do. :-/
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KarenBarley Karen Barley
Tweeting on it now... yes I am sad. I set up twitter app straight away!... No one else to talk to on this trip.
KarenBarley Karen Barley
He told me he wants me to use it for a project... still don’t know what he means. Wish he'd bloody tell me instead of walking away!
KarenBarley Karen Barley
On bus and Boss has given me my new company phone! HTC Desire thingy... cool!
KarenBarley Karen Barley
On the bus to Stonehenge... Girl at work who I don't get along with gave me a dirty look for getting this trip. Up ya bum I say! I mean hers
KarenBarley Karen Barley
Finally something interesting I’m involved with. It’s always the other girls who get to go on these trips.
KarenBarley Karen Barley
Time for me to get ready for a big day at work. I’m going to Stonehenge for my job!
KarenBarley Karen Barley
Le sigh. Sorry I haven’t tweeted for awhile. Didn’t have much to say. But looks like I can finally entertain you with my tweets.
KarenBarley Karen Barley
Right. I've finally decided to join this twitter thing! Now what?
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